so, i figured i wasn't going to be a slutty elephant and not come home to my daniel and haley... right now i'm just chilling like a villain in daniel's room on top of a lit candle with homer...my friend...he's a shoe.

p.s. laura green is a skank

HELP!!!!! i'm stranded at JBU! daniel....i miss you, come and SAVE me. also, i haven't met bob yet. i can't. he doesn't want to see anyone. something about losing his voice and smelling like a woman. he thinks i'll be jealous of him cause he smells nice. i won't! i just want a quiet hippo to settle down with. daniel, please come soon. i miss you! i need you to take care of me.

lost and forlorn,

trish

as a hippo, i think it's very important to remember my hippo friends out in the savannah and to send them greeting cards and nice shoes. even though they sometimes eat babies and trample villages. click here to send a hippo an egreeting. (send to skankyface@laundromatic.net) 

          ,

trish

hellllllooooooooo!

my name is trish. i'm a hippo. you're a skank. that is all.